Good afternoon. How are you?
I am great! How are you?
Don’t get too ahead of yourself! I’m alright, but I’m no musical genius. What about you? What do you do?
Haha, I bet you are great! And this is probably going to sound super lame, but I am a biology major.
Yeah…even after a month I’m still processing it. A month? WHAT THE HELL!>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MY LIFE. WHAT EVEN. WHAT IS AIR?
Good. I’m looking forward to it. I sound upset? Oh, we’ll, I just haven’t had the best summer. Everything is wrong and it’s all my fault.
Blake and I broke up.
Yeah, you do. And I am really sorry to hear that.
What the actual fuck!?!!?!?!?!?